Hi {{First Name}}, I’m Gravy. Here’s some interesting tidbits about me:
I LOVE to play fetch. My favorite toys to chase are squishy golf balls and plastic springs.
I like to sit on my mom’s left shoulder and nuzzle her hair. I know, it’s weird. But I like it.
I’m not only named Gravy, it’s one of my favorite foods!
I sleep a LOT.
I have to be involved in everything my mom does, including work meetings and mealtimes.
One time my dad posted an embarrassing photo of me on Reddit and it went semi viral, even inspiring an artist to recreate it!
Top 5 Favorite Toys
This weird fleece ribbon wand thing
Squishy golf balls
Plastic Springs
My own tail
Things Gravy Enjoys:
Perching on mom's shoulder like a very small, very confused parrot.
Napping (seriously, it's a gift).
Conducting archaeological digs through the bathroom trash for Q-Tips. They're in there. They're always in there.
Playing fetch, which apparently cats aren't supposed to do. Gravy did not get that memo.
Wet food o'clock — the highlight of any day.
Lightly terrorizing Biscuit, who absolutely deserves it.
Things Gravy Does Not Care For:
When Pickles or Tater bark directly into his soul.
The beef-flavored wet food. He knows. He can tell. Don't try it.
Getting wet. He is not a fish.
Belly rubs (this is a trap and he will not fall for it).
Nail trims, which he treats as a full-scale emergency.
Being held like a baby. He is a grown man who has places to be.
“In the dark, all cats are grey.”
Weekly Nap Location Log
Total nap sessions
8
down 2 vs. last week
Longest nap
4.5 hrs
clean laundry pile, Tue
Authorized spots
38%
3 of 8 sessions
Day & time | Location | Surface quality | Warmth rating | Duration | Authorized? |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mon 9:12 AM | Sunny windowsill | ★★★★★ | ★★★★★ | 2 hrs | Yes |
Mon 3:45 PM | Clean laundry pile | ★★★★★ | ★★★★☆ | 3 hrs | No |
Tue 11:00 AM | Clean laundry pile | ★★★★★ | ★★★★☆ | 4.5 hrs | No |
Wed 8:30 AM | Cat bed | ★★★☆☆ | ★★★☆☆ | 1 hr | Yes |
Wed 2:00 PM | Laptop keyboard | ★★★★☆ | ★★★★★ | 30 min | No |
Thu 1:15 PM | Top of the fridge | ★★☆☆☆ | ★★★★★ | 2.5 hrs | Debatable |
Sat 10:00 AM | Sunny windowsill | ★★★★★ | ★★★★★ | 3.5 hrs | Yes |
Sun 4:00 PM | On a pile of clean towels in the dryer | ★★★★★ | ★★★★★ | 20 min | No |
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