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Hi {{first_name}}, I’m Tater. Here’s some fun details about me:
I sometimes like to sit like a human, because I think I am one.
I am made entirely of muscle. My parents joke that I do push-ups in my crate all night while they’re sleeping.
Meal time is my favorite time of day.
I have to put sunscreen on the little white spot on my nose or it burns.
I’m cute … when I’m sleeping.
snoozin
I’m very cuddly and affectionate.
But it’s a lot like cuddling with a cinder block. You’re going to get elbows and paws in all your most sensitive spots.
Top 5 Favorite Foods
Carrots
Cheese
Pretzels
Greek Yogurt
Sticks in the yard
Likes:
My sister, Pickles
Walks
Chasing squirrels
Chasing birds
Treats
Eating sticks in the backyard
Dislikes:
Package Deliveries
Other dogs walking down my street (how dare they)
Baths
The SodaStream machine
Bedtime
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
Weekly Zoomies Log
Day & time | Location | Trigger | Threat level | Est. top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Mon 6:47 AM | Living room | Breakfast anticipation | Critical | 28 mph |
Mon 7:12 PM | Backyard | Squirrel spotted | Critical | 25 mph |
Tue 3:30 PM | Hallway | Post-nap energy burst | Elevated | 20 mph |
Wed 8:00 AM | Backyard | Leaf blew past | Moderate | 16 mph |
Thu 6:15 PM | Living room | Guest arrived | Critical | 27 mph |
Sat 11:00 AM | Dog park | Saw another dog | Elevated | 21 mph |
Sun 9:45 PM | Bedroom | Unknown / classified | Moderate | 13 mph |
